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‘Leather’, Grass and All That Jazz #3

‘Leather’ refers to a football, grass is grass, not weed you rascals and All That Jazz is what happens in between or before or after the leather is put on the grass for the homo-sapiens to kick around of an afternoon or evening.

It has been quite a while since I last put words on a virtual page; almost seven months in fact. There’s been a number of reasons for that, the main one being that I was applying for jobs and started a new job in December. I also got engaged. So, it’s been quite a busy few months.

This week has seen some fireworks on and off the pitch. We had the the first leg of the Champions League semis; both seen the two German teams, Bayern and Dortmund , triumph comprehensively over the giants from Spain. Both results were slight surprises, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say both are safely through to the final. If Wigan can avoid relegation perennially, then Barca and Madrid can come back to triumph.

Now on to this week’s biggest news story; Suarez’s bite and the punishment that followed. I was determined not to discuss this absolute maelstrom, but felt compelled to write a few words about what Rodgers said yesterday regarding the handling of the affair. He said that the FA/the independent panel  “punished the man” rather than the incident. I’m sorry, but what? The man committed the offense, the man gets punished. Its also safe to presume that the panel took into account, rightfully, past misdemeanors that Suarez has committed when coming to their conclusion. Think about a criminal in court, would you expect the judge to take into account past convictions? Of course you would. Liverpool at first handled this episode a lot better than the one involving Patrice Evra. They came out and said the conduct of their player was unacceptable and fined him. All well and good, yes? Suarez came out and tried to garner some good news headlines by saying that the fine was being donated to the Hillsborough Family Support Group. The group has reluctantly accepted the money, but said that they’d prefer if the player didn’t bite another player in the first place. Margaret Aspinall said:

‘I would rather not be accepting the fine from Luis Suarez because I would rather he had not bitten that player,’ Aspinall, who stressed she did not consider turning down the donation, said.

Liverpool then came out, via Ian Ayre and Brendan Rodgers, criticizing the FA’s belief that this incident warranted more than the standard 3-game ban for violent conduct. This I cannot fathom, especially the timing of this critique. Why not do it after the length of ban has been decided, if at all? It has made them look foolish and weak, given that the club/player are not appealing the 10-game ban.

This Sunday evening the PFA awards are decided. Suarez, van Persie, Mata, Carrick, Hazard and Bale are in contention for the senior award. The latter two are also up for the Young Player of the Year award, along with Welbeck, Benteke, Wilshere and Lukaku. Personally, I think the first three listed for Player of the Year would be worthy winners, and all are good choices for the award. I cannot fathom why Welbeck and Wilshere are nominated for the Young Player award; both are good young players, but both have either been below standard or not played a lot of football. It seems to be that reputation is playing a part in the nominations. As for who should win the award, I think Benteke is fully deserving of the award.

One last thing, this weekend could see QPR relegated, despite spending approximately £3.3bn on wages/transfer in an effort to beat the drop. They won’t be missed.

Oh, and the most important event of the past week in the football world; Man Utd won the league title back from those pesky, noisy neighbours.

Until the next time, hopefully not so long!

 
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Posted by on April 26, 2013 in Football

 

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‘Leather’, Grass and All That Jazz #2

‘Leather’ refers to a football, grass is grass, not weed you rascals and All That Jazz is what happens in between or before or after the leather is put on the grass for the homo-sapiens to kick around of an afternoon or evening.

 

So, welcome to the second installment of ‘Leather’, Grass and All That Jazz. I hope all ten of you that will read this are well. Anyways on to the ‘news’, or what I deem to be news anyway. Should I use anyway or a variation of it twice in one sentence? Oh well.

 

The Capital One Cup.

At Man Utd their injury woes continue to mount, with Nemanja Vidic being ruled out for at least 8 weeks. He had to undergo surgery after tearing his meniscal cartilage. More detail about his injury can be found here, via @InjuryLeague on twitter. Yesterday seen the cynics come out and label Utd’s medical staff as incompetent re the handling of Vidic, but as the link above shows it is not the same injury he was sidelined for five months by. People seem to think the physios are psychic, and must know about every injury, but what if the player doesn’t say anything about a twinge? Nemanja doesn’t seem like the type to moan about every little injury, and would put his body on the line and play through the pain.

 

In other Utd news, Antonio Valencia apparently left training with a protective boot on his right foot. The injury is thought to have been suffered during the penalty incident at Anfield on Sunday afternoon. There are no further details surrounding this apparent injury. Tonight sees Utd face Newcastle in the Capital One Cup, with Fergie expected to field a youthful side mixed with experience, and there are reported that Powell and the football genius that is Darren Fletcher part of Utd’s midfield. There should be a new centre back pairing, given that the first team only has two fit central defenders in Evans and Rio, the latter having a well documented injury history. Scott Wooton and Michael Keane are expected to be the central defensive pairing tonight. We could see Kiko Macheda start tonight as Fergie rests the majority of his first team options. I personally am hoping to see Brady start on the left, and hopefully he gets a game or two there if Valencia’s injury proves to be serious. I do NOT want to see Welbeck deployed on the wing, as he has not been good there when called upon. Another option for the left is Buttner, who was converted to left back from left wing in the Netherlands.

 

Last night seen the first round of matches in the C.O.C., with two major shocks being Leeds beating high flying Everton 2-1 at Elland Road and Aston Villa running out 4-2 winners against Man City at the Etihad. City once again lost from a winning position. Elsewhere Chelsea trounced Wolves 6-0, with the Molineux side’s managerStale Solbakken taking full responsibility for the drubbing after making ten changes from the side he fielded a the weekend. Now, if I were a Wolves fan and I shelled out decent money to travel and attend that game I’d be asking for a refund and full apology from the manager. With the bigger teams you expect them to rotate, and they make clear their intention to do so in this competition, but Wolves made no such claims beforehand. I don’t know, perhaps Wolves fans feel different? Just my opinion after all. ….

 

Tonight, besides the Utd – Newcastle clash, sees Arsenal play Coventry at the Emirates. Arsenal are to be applauded for their ticketing pricing for this clash, with tickets selling for a maximum of £20, whereas at Old Trafford tickets are circa £45. Arsenal are expected to mix experience with youth tonight, with the likes of Giroud, Walcott and Arshavin likely to feature. Elsewhere West Brom face Liverpool in a repeat of their opening day fixture, which they won 3-0. The Anfield side are anticipated to field a young side, similar to the one that beat Young Boys 5-3 last week in Switzerland.

 

On the continent Bayern Munich continued their 100% start to the Bundesliga season with a comfortable 3-0 win against Wolfsburg, while last season’s champions Dortmund drew 3-3 away to second placed Frankfurt, and are now 7 points adrift of the summit. In Italy meanwhile, Juventus were fortunate to draw 0-0 with Fiorentina in Florence, with the home team lacking quality in the final third while the Old Lady lacked invention and a cutting edge. Their unbeaten run was extended to 44 games, and I’d expect them to extend this to at least 50 game over the coming weeks as they have a relatively easy fixture list, on paper at least, with the difficult games coming at the Juventus stadium.

 

Oh and John Terry retired from England duty. But I’m not getting into that debate!

 

Have a good day, folks.

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2012 in Football

 

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‘Leather’, Grass and All That Jazz #1

‘Leather’ refers to a football, grass is grass, not weed you rascals and All That Jazz is what happens in between or before or after the leather is put on the grass for the homo-sapiens to kick around of an afternoon or evening. #1 is quite obvious, and implies there may be more pieces with the same title, a sequence if you will.

 

So, now that I’ve explained the title let’s get on to the important things. Last night saw the start of the Champions League ‘proper’, as the pundits like to say, or in other words the group stages of the competition started. As usual, as is the wont, it was an exciting opening salvo that was served up by Europe’s ‘champions’.

 

I’ll start with Milan, a team that I hold dear to my heart and have done for over twenty years now, ever since I discovered Football Italia on Channel 4 at the weekends. If I remember correctly I probably watched more Italian football than English in my formative years, perhaps due to it being more accessible than the Premier League, at least for my family. Anyways, onto their match last night. Four shots on target from Milan. Now, this stat in isolation would point to an away game against one of Europe’s big guns, you’d think, right? And you’d be wrong, so very wrong. Your next thought after reading that would be a big gun at home, with Milan playing in front of a near capacity crowd with all the expectations that heaps upon players’ tattooed shoulders. And again, you’d be very wrong. They, Milan, were at home to Anderlecht. The match ended 0-0, which is a vast improvement on their home league form. But something is amiss at Milan. Fans are turning away in their droves, with the San Siro appearing less than half full. The team and the fans need a boost. There’s no fantasy within the team, which was shorn of Cassano and Ibrahimovic during the summer. Pazzini, who bafflingly Milan parted with money and Cassano for, has scored three goals but all came in one game, and in the others he hasn’t looked very good. Ibra may have been a supreme arrogant cock, but he delivered consistently and offered hope, the same cannot be said of Pazzini or his attacking colleagues at Milan at this moment. Rumour is that Allegri needs a positive result against Udinese this weekend to prolong his stay at Milan, luckily for him its an away fixture.

 

In the headline game, Real Madrid hosted Man City at the Bernabeu. A baffling change of tactics swung this match. Roberto Mancini switched to a 3 at the back, which is fine if you have the personnel, but he played Gael Clichy at centre back alongside debutant Nastasic and club captain Kompany. He had other options besides this one, with Lescott and Rodwell on the bench – he could have moved Garcia back and deployed Rodwell in midfield. He seemed to want to make a point to Lescott, by benching him for the biggest game of the season, but to play Clichy at centre back ahead of him was baffling, and it handed the initiative to Madrid, who tore City apart down their right side, where Maicon was left isolated and Kompany didn’t know whether to stick or twist. Yes, the time of the goals will point to City taking the lead twice and leading it, but Real scoring was inevitable and was facilitated by City’s players not being well drilled as a unit, in the formation chosen by the manager.

 

I didn’t see much of the other games, but in the other games of note Arsenal won away to Montpellier, with Podolski and Gervinho getting their goals in a 2-1 win. Malaga beat high spenders Zenit in Spain, and Borussia Dortmund beat Ajax 1-0.

 

So yeah, that was ‘leather’, grass and all that jazz from yesterday, as I seen it. There’ll be another episode tomorrow as my team, Man Utd face Galatasaray at Old Trafford and Chelsea face Juventus at the Bridge.

 
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Posted by on September 19, 2012 in Football

 

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Welcome to the Jungle, David de Gea.

He shares his birthday with Madame Curie and Joni Mitchell, so he must come good eventually, but it’s not all been bad. In this piece I take a brief look at David de Gea, and how he has settled in the jungle that is the Premier League.

 

David de Gea has the [mis] fortune of being Man Utd’s most expensive goalkeeper, and the most expensive in the Premier League by some distance. He cost a not inconsequential £18m or so. This, as well as Utd being amongst the biggest clubs in world football, has put great pressures and expectations on a man that is not even 22 yet.

 

Look at the facial hair!

 

Under most other circumstances an allowance would be made when one moves to a new country, one which brings with it an entirely new culture, weather, lifestyle, and that’s without mentioning the language. But with De Gea every mistake has been pounced on, by both fans and the media. Opposition fans are quick to laugh at the fee when he does make a mistake, perhaps thinking he has to repay his fee within 12 months or Fergie will cut off his balls. The media are the media, it is what they do – they’ll do whatever it takes to get hits or sell papers. They will jump on mistakes more readily than mention saves, even ones that occurred in the same match!

 

 

 

So, how has De Gea settled in the jungle that is the Premier League? Rather well, actually. Yes, he has shown himself to be imperfect, but who is perfect? Can he improve? Of course he can, and he will. He is weak in aerial challenging situations, but he wouldn’t have much experience given the differences between La Liga and the Premier League. Coaches will be working on this with him. Communication is a concern, but I don’t think he has a BA in English so it was always going to be a concern in his first year. It is generally taken his species, the goalkeeper, don’t peak until their mid-late twenties, and he has some of the best coaches available at Utd, he will be taught well and given game time too. He has shown glimpses of the massive potential that saw Fergie splash out to bring him to Old Trafford. He has made some absolutely stupendous saves, especially in the recent Chelsea game.

 

One other thing he can improve upon is that facial hair. Just get rid of it. Please, David, if you’re reading this, just get rid of it.

 
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Posted by on February 21, 2012 in Football

 

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A Quick Musing on why United are not in action this weekend.

So, I checked for Utd’s weekend fixture, only to find that it’s FA Cup weekend thus Utd have a break of a week before we play Ajax at Old Trafford in the 2nd leg of our Europa League tie. Ergo, I decided to reflect on why Utd went out of the cup to our fierce rivals a few weeks ago. Here are my succinct thoughts:

 

Why Liverpool beat Utd.

 

Enjoy.

 
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Posted by on February 17, 2012 in Football

 

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A win is a win. Meh. Utd 2 – 0 Stoke.

Before the game a demon was exorcised. Ravel Morrison was banished from the theatre of dreams, joining West Ham on hours before the game. He had dominated Utd related talk over the last few weeks, with his contract situation being the subject of millions of tweets. He’s moved on now, and so must we, the fans. We’ll always wonder what might have been but meh. Next.

Meh.

Stoke were woeful, horrifically woeful.

Utd were decent, horrifically decent. We dominated possession, with Paul ‘Gingersaurus’ Scholes completing 105% of his passes. Our goals came about from two penalties, both of which were warranted and came about from fouls on our wing wizards for the night, Park and Valencia. This in and of itself shows how reliant we’ve become on our wing play to drive the team forward. The penalties were duly dispatched by Chicharito and Berbatov respectively. The latter missed a gilt-edged chance to add to the scoreline, and we should’ve had at least one other penalty. But meh. This game showed that the strikers that started are our 3rd and 4th choice behind Messrs Rooney and Welbeck. Rooney offers more creativity than Berba, while Welbeck has a better all-round game than Chicha.

Good news is that our back-line basically had a night off, and Amos looked assured in goal. It looks like he could push De Gea and Lindegaard for the no.1 jersey. And Amos doesn’t have a stupid beard thing like De Gea, a major plus point in my book.

We should’ve scored more, given our dominance. It wasn’t meant to be, I guess. Meh.

Meh. The end.

*please not there may be some exaggerations in the above piece.

 
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Posted by on February 1, 2012 in Football

 

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2011; Drawing To A Close.

This will be my final piece of 2011 – yes, I am well aware that there’s still about 8 days left and that some would do a dozen or so pieces in that time, but alas, I am busy from here on out. I am off to Ireland for nigh on two weeks as of the 26th and shan’t return to the laptop until the second week in January.

 

In the new year I shall kick on with the Welcome To The Jungle blog series, which started with a piece on the Juan ‘and only’ Mata. I shall chronicle the likes of Gervinho and De Gea in the first couple of weeks upon my return.

 

It has been an interesting year, for clubs and country, with Utd regaining the Premier League and Shamrock Rovers retaining their league crown in Ireland. Its not been perfect for either club, with Utd losing badly to City and Rovers losing manager Michael O’Neill after the Spurs game – apparently something behind the scenes wasn’t right, which is a sad way for such a magical journey to end. Utd also got comprehensively outgunned by Barca in the Champions League final in May, at Wembley, which makes things a tad worse – its all very well saying ‘we lost to the best team in the world’ but we should never just accept defeat, not at Utd. Anyways, things have improved since the derby, at least domestically, and the Red Devils are only two points shy of free-spending City. I am not going to mention Europe beyond this one sentence. As for Rovers, the future is a tad unclear despite retaining the league, with financials dictating what will happen in the close season. I shall report more on this once it becomes clearer in early 2012.

 

On the international front it was a tremendous year for Ireland, with Trap’s men qualifying for Euro 2012. Even if our group looks impossible to get out of, the main thing is that Ireland are there, at an international tournament for the first time in ten years. Bravo to Trap and the boys in green. Moving on. ….

The year 2011 has not ended on a good note for football, with racism and bigots coming to the fore – a problem that seems set to drag on until we have a definitive take on the Suarez and Terry cases, so I expect this season to be remembered for those two incidences, whether that is right or wrong. People seem blinded by the club they support, which saddens me. Loyalty should not come before morals.

 

For 2012 I’d like to see a properly united stance against racism.

 

Happy holidays to one and all. May we see each other on the other side.

 
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Posted by on December 23, 2011 in Football

 

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Devils v Hobgoblins

Tomorrow, the 5th of November no less, Guy Fawke’s day/night, sees the coming together of two mythical creatures. These creatures take the form of 22 grown men, battling it out at The Theatre of Dreams, or Old Trafford as it’s also known. The Devils are Manchester Utd, of course, whilst the Hobgoblins are Sunderland – please note that Sunderland fans are not actually hobgoblins or known as such, but I have used artistic license here. Devils v Mackems, as Sunderland are known, just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?

                          

Utd come into this match in mixed form, they are winning matches after the derby debacle but not with the panache that we seen prior to that humiliation. Now one could choose to roll out an oft used cliché here, but not me, no sir. They are missing several players, including Giggs, Cleverley and Young, the latter two proving key to the team’s early momentum. The only positive for Utd of late is the defense, which has kept three clean sheets in a row. Yes, one came against Aldershot, but that would still instil some confidence – momentum is a great commodity in football. And the defensive unit has some momentum. We could see Carrick start his first league game of the season, unless Fergie decides to continue with Rooney in a central midfield role. Its hard to guess which two will start up top, with the only certainty being that two will start up top. Nemanja Vidic, Utd captain, is available again after missing the drabness that was the game against Otelul through suspension. He should come back in at centre back, possibly partnering Rio….

The Hobgoblins are missing ex-Utd defender O’Shea and their goalkeeper, Mignolet, after the latter suffered a broken nose last weekend. They’ll have Keiren Westwood, a Premiership debutant, between the sticks. Will it prove to be a baptism of fire?

Doubtful is the answer. It will most likely prove a test of attrition for the home side. Possibly another 1-0 win, about time too. Utd need to find the devil within themselves, that spark that’s been missing for a few weeks. But any win will do.

 
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Posted by on November 4, 2011 in Football

 

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David v Goliath. Literally, Jamie, Literally.


‘Gladiator ready!?!’

‘Gladiator ready!?!’

Tonight’s bout is brought to you by Casillero del Diablo and their masterpiece of an advert. It takes place at Old Trafford, in front of what is expected to be a near-capacity crowd. A crowd that will be baying for blood, not literal blood, but they will be literally baying for blood, perhaps.

The contestants involved are Manchester Utd, you may have heard of them, and Otelul Galati, who you may not have heard of. I presume you know which one is David and which is Goliath, and please don’t be pedantic about the home team being second. I do not care that much.

Pictorial view of Utd v Otelul, with the latter in the foreground.

Utd are missing a few major players, including club captain Nemanja Vidic and Tom ‘I only do things cleverly’ Cleverley. Michael Carrick is also missing, though some may say that’s a blessing. Anders Lindegaard is expected to take up the space between those goalpost thingies. As for the backline, we know Rio is likely to come in, but you can’t second-guess Fergie about the other positions. As for the midfield options, will Anderson get a reprieve in an effort to boost his confidence? Or will Giggs be brought in to add experience? Who knows is the answer, and only Fergie knows. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Berba dropped in in a Pirlo-esque role. Up front is the same as midfield, with all options being fit, meaning Fergie could pair any two up top. I hope for a strong line-up with fringe players coming in once David is slayed.

For Otelul, or David, the trip itself is the stuff of dreams. It will allow them to increase their profile, with all the monetary benefits that brings. At this point I could copy and paste in some team news for the Romanian team, but I don’t do that kind of thing. Sites like the BBC will have the news on them, news which I won’t plagiarise or seek out for this piece.

As for the match itself, Utd should win, by a fricking cricket-score. They should do that, but have a habit of making things hard for themselves. ‘What? Take the easy route? NEVER!!’ The Theatre of Dreams, as Old Trafford is sub-titled, is more often than not a theatre of drama as much as it is one of dreams. Don’t be surprised to see drama tonight, be surprised if a comfortable win comes about for the Red Devils.

 
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Posted by on November 2, 2011 in Football

 

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Goodbye my lover….

Sorry to disappoint some people but, sad as it makes me to say it, this is not a piece about James Blunt’s awesome awesome song. No, what I am saying goodbye to has far more lasting power [praise the Lord] than Blunt possesses. Football Manager 2011 is the lover in question…..

I have but seven days left with her. She has allowed me and nigh on a million other people to live out our dreams, in a sense anyway. Yes, most of our dreams consisted of wanting to play football not manage a club, but success is the same for a manager and a player. Success being relative to whatever club one chooses to be at the start of each game. Almost every person, I’d wager, starts their first game as their favourite club, be it Man Utd or Southend Utd or INF Clairefontaine; I’m not entirely sure if the last one is actually a club, or if it is whether it is anyone’s favourite club. It’s some sort of barracks or something for French youth prospects….

FM 11, which is what 99% of players call the game, is the mac daddy of the football gaming world. Yes, FIFA and PES games sell more but those are one-trick ponies. With FM you get so many different genres in one disc or download – you get sports sim, strategy and war, whereas the other two are decidedly kick and rush tripefests, only enlivened by multi-player games when one is inebriated. You don’t live those games, but you do so with FM. It allows you to trawl through 300 billion stats, that may be an exaggeration but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not far off. No other game lets one be so empowered, taking charge of most aspects of a club and making your stamp on the team’s style, players and the club itself; I am ignoring the CM series here deliberately, as if anyone tries to argue that it’s in any way worthy of FM then they should be locked up and the key fed to some badgers. I love FM and would describe myself as a casual user, but I imagine there are people out there that take it very seriously, suiting up before a session with pen and paper at the ready to note down any top top top finds they make that they weren’t already aware of. I reckon they use paper so if they lose their save they still have some record of new players found, possibly with a crude rating system like stars…. I keep meaning to note down players but always forget. There are most likely FMers that play for tens of hours at a time in one go, with a caffeine drip in their non-mouse bearing hand. I don’t think I have played for more than a few hours at a time, but that makes me love the game no less.

FM has led to people knowing stars before they are actually stars. It has increased perceptions of who a club should buy in real life. I think Everton use an FM database for scouting. If you don’t know a player who’s linked with x you ‘FM’ him and then claim to know everything about him. Or you could do what goal.com did and rate him against opposing players, and use stars instead of the stats found in FM, as they did for this shocking piece from not long ago. Tut tut.

I’ll be sad next Friday when I have to bid adieu to FM 11. My first save was a Utd one, as will be my last one, having managed various other teams over the last year or so. Some say it’s easy to manage Utd or any big team, but it’s not my dream to build Plymouth or Luton into world beaters, no, my dream is to keep Utd at the top of world football. And FM allows me to try and live that dream. My current, and final, save is my longest ever – I am currently in the 17/18 season, with Utd debt-free and a 32 year old monster leading the line. I am very grateful that FM doesn’t do pictures that age as the game goes on, imagine Rooney in 7 years time – *shudder*. A console game has never engrossed me the way she does, immersing one in statistical heaven – you name a stat and it’s most likely in there somewhere, waiting to be revealed. She makes you happy and sad, frustrates and delights in equal measure. She makes you curse – for **** sake, ref, that’s never a pen! She makes your partner, if he/she hasn’t already left you for FM related reasons, think that something serious has happened, when in fact all that’s happened is your team has conceded a last minute goal or your star striker is having an off day. I envisage a lot of people breaking their laptops, accidentally I’d hope, as their frustrations boil over as that bad run just keeps going.

I have kept faithful to her until the bitter end, not looking at demos/shots of my soon-to-be new lover, FM 12. I hope the new incumbent serves me as well, but hope is a dangerous thing….

 
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Posted by on October 15, 2011 in Football

 

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