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‘Leather’, Grass and All That Jazz #3

‘Leather’ refers to a football, grass is grass, not weed you rascals and All That Jazz is what happens in between or before or after the leather is put on the grass for the homo-sapiens to kick around of an afternoon or evening.

It has been quite a while since I last put words on a virtual page; almost seven months in fact. There’s been a number of reasons for that, the main one being that I was applying for jobs and started a new job in December. I also got engaged. So, it’s been quite a busy few months.

This week has seen some fireworks on and off the pitch. We had the the first leg of the Champions League semis; both seen the two German teams, Bayern and Dortmund , triumph comprehensively over the giants from Spain. Both results were slight surprises, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say both are safely through to the final. If Wigan can avoid relegation perennially, then Barca and Madrid can come back to triumph.

Now on to this week’s biggest news story; Suarez’s bite and the punishment that followed. I was determined not to discuss this absolute maelstrom, but felt compelled to write a few words about what Rodgers said yesterday regarding the handling of the affair. He said that the FA/the independent panel  “punished the man” rather than the incident. I’m sorry, but what? The man committed the offense, the man gets punished. Its also safe to presume that the panel took into account, rightfully, past misdemeanors that Suarez has committed when coming to their conclusion. Think about a criminal in court, would you expect the judge to take into account past convictions? Of course you would. Liverpool at first handled this episode a lot better than the one involving Patrice Evra. They came out and said the conduct of their player was unacceptable and fined him. All well and good, yes? Suarez came out and tried to garner some good news headlines by saying that the fine was being donated to the Hillsborough Family Support Group. The group has reluctantly accepted the money, but said that they’d prefer if the player didn’t bite another player in the first place. Margaret Aspinall said:

‘I would rather not be accepting the fine from Luis Suarez because I would rather he had not bitten that player,’ Aspinall, who stressed she did not consider turning down the donation, said.

Liverpool then came out, via Ian Ayre and Brendan Rodgers, criticizing the FA’s belief that this incident warranted more than the standard 3-game ban for violent conduct. This I cannot fathom, especially the timing of this critique. Why not do it after the length of ban has been decided, if at all? It has made them look foolish and weak, given that the club/player are not appealing the 10-game ban.

This Sunday evening the PFA awards are decided. Suarez, van Persie, Mata, Carrick, Hazard and Bale are in contention for the senior award. The latter two are also up for the Young Player of the Year award, along with Welbeck, Benteke, Wilshere and Lukaku. Personally, I think the first three listed for Player of the Year would be worthy winners, and all are good choices for the award. I cannot fathom why Welbeck and Wilshere are nominated for the Young Player award; both are good young players, but both have either been below standard or not played a lot of football. It seems to be that reputation is playing a part in the nominations. As for who should win the award, I think Benteke is fully deserving of the award.

One last thing, this weekend could see QPR relegated, despite spending approximately £3.3bn on wages/transfer in an effort to beat the drop. They won’t be missed.

Oh, and the most important event of the past week in the football world; Man Utd won the league title back from those pesky, noisy neighbours.

Until the next time, hopefully not so long!

 
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Posted by on April 26, 2013 in Football

 

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Welcome to the Jungle, Per Mertesacker

Per Mertesacker was one of the so-called panic buys from Wenger at the very end of the summer transfer window. He was seen as the ideal signing to ease Arsenal’s defensive issues, issues that have plagued them for many years now – they were easily beaten by physical challenges at the back. They couldn’t rely on The Verminator due to injury concerns. So in came the big German for £10m.

So, how has the big German settled in to the Premier League? In truth it’s been a mixed bag, with the player showing signs of class but also getting caught out on several occasions. His reading of the game is tremendous, but his lack of pace is frightening. Its not he is not mobile, because he is, but he is not fast by any stretch of the imagination. This allied to Wenger’s preference for a high line have made Per appear worse than he actually is – 75 caps for Germany is testament to the man’s class. I believe that next season he will prove even better, having aclimatised to the way Arsenal play – he will be able to make allowances for their cavalier attitude to defending as a team. As it stands at the minute he is out for the season, but is expected to make it back for the Euros which, given Germany are among the favourites, should boost his morale after a season ending injury. He cannot magically increase his pace, but his experience this season should make him even better prepared for next season.

So, I say, welcome to the jungle, Per Mertesacker. The big German with high expectations for next season.

 
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Posted by on March 7, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Welcome to the Jungle, David de Gea.

He shares his birthday with Madame Curie and Joni Mitchell, so he must come good eventually, but it’s not all been bad. In this piece I take a brief look at David de Gea, and how he has settled in the jungle that is the Premier League.

 

David de Gea has the [mis] fortune of being Man Utd’s most expensive goalkeeper, and the most expensive in the Premier League by some distance. He cost a not inconsequential £18m or so. This, as well as Utd being amongst the biggest clubs in world football, has put great pressures and expectations on a man that is not even 22 yet.

 

Look at the facial hair!

 

Under most other circumstances an allowance would be made when one moves to a new country, one which brings with it an entirely new culture, weather, lifestyle, and that’s without mentioning the language. But with De Gea every mistake has been pounced on, by both fans and the media. Opposition fans are quick to laugh at the fee when he does make a mistake, perhaps thinking he has to repay his fee within 12 months or Fergie will cut off his balls. The media are the media, it is what they do – they’ll do whatever it takes to get hits or sell papers. They will jump on mistakes more readily than mention saves, even ones that occurred in the same match!

 

 

 

So, how has De Gea settled in the jungle that is the Premier League? Rather well, actually. Yes, he has shown himself to be imperfect, but who is perfect? Can he improve? Of course he can, and he will. He is weak in aerial challenging situations, but he wouldn’t have much experience given the differences between La Liga and the Premier League. Coaches will be working on this with him. Communication is a concern, but I don’t think he has a BA in English so it was always going to be a concern in his first year. It is generally taken his species, the goalkeeper, don’t peak until their mid-late twenties, and he has some of the best coaches available at Utd, he will be taught well and given game time too. He has shown glimpses of the massive potential that saw Fergie splash out to bring him to Old Trafford. He has made some absolutely stupendous saves, especially in the recent Chelsea game.

 

One other thing he can improve upon is that facial hair. Just get rid of it. Please, David, if you’re reading this, just get rid of it.

 
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Posted by on February 21, 2012 in Football

 

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Welcome to the Jungle, Gervinho

His name has a Brazilian flourish, despite him hailing from Côte d’Ivoire, which is pretty far removed from the land of Samba football. He has the world’s biggest forehead and a comb-over style dreadlocked hairstyle.   Gervinho has only been at Arsenal for about six months, but more than anyone else he embodies what this Arsenal are all about; frustration. Frustration at the failure to finish off chances, to get over that hurdle that is holding back what is a supremely talented Arsenal team.

 

Gervinho is a very direct attacker, who can play on either wing or up top. He has mostly started on the left for Arsenal, and offers something that no other Arsenal winger has – unabashed confidence. No matter how many chances he misses or how many times he fails to get past the opposition, he always comes back for more. And for this and his direct style, which is at odds with Arshavin, Gooners love him.

His finishing leaves a lot to be desired, a problem which affects Arsenal as a club. And some times his final ball from the wing is lacking, but bless him he tries and works his socks off. He has played a part in 11 goals at Arsenal, which ranks him amongst the clubs most effective players – but it will always rankle with Gooners as they say ‘if only he could finish better and provide better balls’. In his first game at Arsenal there was cause to question his temperament, as he got sent off for raising his hand as he clashed with Joey ‘Nietzsche’ Barton, but that seems to have just been a one-off incident.

 

He’s direct, he’s frustrating. He is perfect for Arsenal and the Premier League. So, I say welcome to the jungle, Gervinho.

 
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Posted by on January 22, 2012 in Football

 

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Welcome to the Jungle; Number Juan.

Diminutive is the buzzword doing the rounds to describe small, skilful players. The Juan ‘and only’ Mata easily fits into this category. This special talent had a number of suitors over the summer, with Arsenal reportedly being very close to signing him at one point. He eventually joined Chelsea, for the not inconsiderable sum of £23.5m, from the Spanish club Valencia.

 

Now onto the point of this blog series, just how has Mata settled in the jungle that is the Premier League? Well, a number of clichés spring to mind, ‘like a duck to water’, ‘like he’s played here all his life’ and so forth, but I shan’t mention them. He has been tremendous for Le Blues, already proving pivotal to how the team plays. If it weren’t for his fellow Spaniard that is lacking in stature, David Silva, then Mata would be being talked of as a player of the year contender.

Mata is slight of figure, being only 5 ft 7in tall – little bigger than a newborn child. But he has strength that belies this, being able to shrug off challenges and just get on with playing football. He has proven to be influential for Chelsea in the Premier League, being involved directly in 10 goals in 12 appearances. He brings a wasp-like quality to Chelsea’s attack, with great movement and energy, both on and off the ball. He has everything that an attacking midfielder needs, his only weakness being an over-reliance on his left foot. He can pick a pass and provide killer crosses, as evidenced by his seven assists in the 14 games he has played in the Premier League thus far. And boy, can he shoot. Himself and Sturridge have fast become key to Chelsea’s attacking fluency, with both players buzzing about across the pitch, swapping positions at will. You can see a marked difference in Chelsea’s play when he’s not on the pitch, but especially when he is subsituted. He is an outlet for them, possibly their best. In five months he has become key for Chelsea, and that shows the measure of the man. ….

 

So, with this I say welcome to the jungle, Juan Mata. It’s like he’s always been here, and that in itself is saying something.

 
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Posted by on December 20, 2011 in Football

 

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Welcome to the Jungle: A Series.

Over the last week or so I’ve been racking my brain about blog topics – it’s hard to choose ones that are unique or haven’t been extensively covered by the press/media. And then it dawned on me, I am going to look at players who have come in to the Premier League this season. I will look at the impact they have had, both on the league and the team they play for.

 

Over the next few weeks there will be pieces on Mata, Gervinho, De Gea and so forth. I had intended on starting this series a few weeks ago, but ‘real life’ got in the way. But the timing seems better now, as we’re coming towards the halfway point in the season.

 

Actually, scrap that. I meant to do this series over the coming weeks.

 

Anyways, that’s that. Time to research the Juan that Matas. Dear god, that’s terrible. What’s the mata with me?

 
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Posted by on December 15, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Devils v Hobgoblins

Tomorrow, the 5th of November no less, Guy Fawke’s day/night, sees the coming together of two mythical creatures. These creatures take the form of 22 grown men, battling it out at The Theatre of Dreams, or Old Trafford as it’s also known. The Devils are Manchester Utd, of course, whilst the Hobgoblins are Sunderland – please note that Sunderland fans are not actually hobgoblins or known as such, but I have used artistic license here. Devils v Mackems, as Sunderland are known, just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?

                          

Utd come into this match in mixed form, they are winning matches after the derby debacle but not with the panache that we seen prior to that humiliation. Now one could choose to roll out an oft used cliché here, but not me, no sir. They are missing several players, including Giggs, Cleverley and Young, the latter two proving key to the team’s early momentum. The only positive for Utd of late is the defense, which has kept three clean sheets in a row. Yes, one came against Aldershot, but that would still instil some confidence – momentum is a great commodity in football. And the defensive unit has some momentum. We could see Carrick start his first league game of the season, unless Fergie decides to continue with Rooney in a central midfield role. Its hard to guess which two will start up top, with the only certainty being that two will start up top. Nemanja Vidic, Utd captain, is available again after missing the drabness that was the game against Otelul through suspension. He should come back in at centre back, possibly partnering Rio….

The Hobgoblins are missing ex-Utd defender O’Shea and their goalkeeper, Mignolet, after the latter suffered a broken nose last weekend. They’ll have Keiren Westwood, a Premiership debutant, between the sticks. Will it prove to be a baptism of fire?

Doubtful is the answer. It will most likely prove a test of attrition for the home side. Possibly another 1-0 win, about time too. Utd need to find the devil within themselves, that spark that’s been missing for a few weeks. But any win will do.

 
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Posted by on November 4, 2011 in Football

 

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Elite Player Performance Plan….

EPPP and stockpiling.

 

 

Today saw football leagues vote to accept the Premier League’s elite player performance plan, under financial threat from the big-wigs sitting at football’s top table. The new system will mean a selling club is paid £3,000 per year for every year of a player’s development between the ages of nine and 11. The fee per year from 12 to 16 will range between £12,500 and £40,000. It will reduce costs for bigger clubs, whilst reducing income for teams in the basement of football’s pyramid. It’s been put forward with thoughts seemingly trained on the England national team, with the argument being that more players at better football academies will result in an increase in players, and better ones at that, coming through for the national team.

 

But will it really achieve that? Its not like either of the Manchester clubs respective academies are short of players, with players being released each season that didn’t cut the mustard. Yet somehow throwing in more players will force more players through for the England team? Odd logic, one might say.

 

This new plan will certainly achieve a few things, but better players and more volume for the national team is questionable at best. It will allow bigger teams to cherry pick from smaller teams academies, stockpiling youth in the hope that they get the next Rooney/Wilshere or whoever. And that’s all it is, a hope, as it’s with luck that most players are found. Scouting is not by any means a scientific basis for picking players. Its been well known for scouts to go to matches to look at x but come back with a report on y. This plan could also, as the venerable Barry Fry put it, lead to the death of academies at some lower league clubs, who will rightly look at whether its worthwhile having one when their players could be poached for a pittance. Fry had this to say to the BBC:

 

“What frightens me is that a lot of clubs will pull out of having a youth system altogether. Lower league clubs will look at how much it costs to run their academy or school of excellence and think that, if the Premier League can nick their best players for a low price, what is the point of investing in it?

“The Premier League wants everything and they want it for nothing. Football League clubs will moan about this at the meeting but vote for it because they have no choice.”

One of the main reasons this has been voted through was the Premier League’s threat to withhold the money they give to the football league for youth development, which though it will no doubt increase over time only stands at £5m a year. I am not entirely sure how this is divvied up between the 72 clubs but it’s a mere pittance whatever happens, especially when compared to what clubs could bring in from academy sales. Effectively clubs like Man Utd can get youngsters for less than £200k, train them in the hope they make the cut, and if they don’t they can send them back whence they came, possibly for millions of pounds.

The rich will only get richer, be it via savings made from this plan or from sales of the players poached. Does that seem right? Or even logical for that matter?

For the record I am a Man Utd fan. And I can’t see the benefits of this plan, despite the fact the word elite is in the title. It will lead to yet more hardship for those hit hardest by this recession that hasn’t affected the top level of football in England. Expect yet more fans to become disillusioned with the game and how it’s run. One thing to note is that the FA has been conspicuous by it’s absence with regards to this plan. This in itself shows the incompetence of the association, but perhaps there’s mitigating circumstances? Maybe they’re trying to get U2 to play a string of gigs at Wembley in order to improve it’s bottom line?

But hey ho, the top clubs chances of passing UEFA’s FFP have been increased. Top stuff.

 

*Please note this piece was written a few days ago, but I haven’t heard back from the site I sent it to. Meh.

 
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Posted by on October 25, 2011 in Football

 

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